Look at This Fucking Hipster

Part 3 of my "Websites that make me laugh" series has picks of really fucking cool looking people. I present Look at this Fucking Hipster.


Like this guy, I wanna party with this cool fucking guy.




Pretty sure I don't want to party with this guy.




This stud here got kicked out of his D&D group for being too fucking "nerdy"

Dinosaurs were made up by the C.I.A. to discourage time travel.

Google tells me so.



Part two of my "Web sites that make me laugh" is Autocomplete.com which shows screen shots of funny Google auto completes.

http://autocompleteme.com/

Star Wars Information

Chewbacca's cousin had a very small part in Episode V but who could forget Jewbacca.




And Darth Vader's gay twin brother was left on the cutting room floor for Ep IV.



The Dark Side was hit pretty hard by the recession.



People never give Vader props for his violin playing but he shreds.



Being master of the universe requires some down time.

Websites that make me tinkle my underwears

There are plenty of websites that I go to for a good laugh and I am going to begin to showcase them here for all my loyal readers.

First up....Engrish.com

Engrish.com pokes fun at the lack of good translators in China and Japan and posts pictures of funny signs, labels, t-shirts and anything else the has an English translation written on it that hasn't been translated quite right. Some of them are so crazy that I can only imagine the Chinese dude who says to his boss, "Oh yea, I can translate that into Engrish". Do these people actually think they are correctly translating into English or is there a subculture of Chinese sign translators with fantastic senses of humor.

I don't know for sure but I do know that its not uncommon for me to tinkle in my underwear when I'm reading Engrish.com.


Here are some of my recent favorites.

Make sure to read rule #4 and #7

This sounds yummy

Ohh...this does too.

I have no idea what they are trying to say here but I like the idea of civilized urinating.

Good stuff....check back soon for part 2 of my 1,092 part serises, "Websites that make me tinkle my underwears"

Soup Fans....Don't Panic

Like most Soup fans I had mixed emotions when I saw the preview for "Community" staring Joel McHale on NBC coming this fall. I wondered, "will my boy Joel continue to host the best show on TV?" Cause if not then dang.....dang that would suck donkeyballs if he left the Soup. I mean, I hope his new show is good an all but the Soup is already super awesome.

So I was superduper relieved to find that according to Wikipedia my homeboy Joel will continue to host the Soup while "Community" airs in the fall. Now I can relax and appreciate his new venture without worrying what will come of the Soup.

Good luck Joel!

Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh is a damn funny comedian. I've posted a clip of his in case you've been hiding under a pile of donkey shit and haven't heard him.

So now this funny man has his own show on Comedy Central called Tosh.0 where he finds funny clips online, plays them and comments on them with his comedic stylings. The show premieres tonight so this isn't a review but rather a heads up...but If I know Daniel, and I don't but lets pretend I do, it will be fucking sweet!

Here is my boy Daniel on the interwebs...

The Soup.....Best Show on TV this Summer???

The short answer is yesssss.

I simply can't watch the trashy reality TV shows on MTV, VH1 and E channel because well....I feel dirty and like my life is passing me by when I watch them. BUT....fortunately for me....my homeboy Joel McCale and his staff at the Soup television program watch them all for me and cherry pick the juicy highlights and air them every Friday night. Add in some witty commentary from Joel McCale and viola.....best show on TV this summer.

There will be many clips posted on here from the Soup but lets start with a good one from last weeks show. Please excuse the video quality...its worth it.